Last week someone opened the submarine and the Indian Scorpene “asur” zoomed out of the hatch starting The (usual) Great Indian Circus with the Government, Navy, DCNS and French government playing intelligent or ignorant roles depending on the time of the day.
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The circus play background is – 22,400 pages with design and operational details of the Scorpene submarine were leaked through “The Australian”… and the Government Circus started.
On the one hand it was shocking that the French company allowed this huge document cache to be carried out by a retired French naval officer on contract. And, secondly, these guys were clueless about the document since 2011 (even if they knew this they did not open their mouth)
Now I invite you to join me as I sit back to see my “jok-leaders” in the Circus.
First Show: Scene 1:
A minister with IIT and EXPERT credentials stamped all over him walks fast with media mikes begging for a sound byte. He doesn’t break a step and says it was a fack and no one leaked. LMAO
Yes minister – Documents can’t leak, we can 😉 and yes it’s a fack because the French did it <everyone laughs because a French hack is a Fack or a fhack wtf ! Well depending on the situation you can call is a f****** hack which is also = fhack>.
This is a banana republic setting ! A disaster of this magnitude needs a formal press briefing and not some overconfident bloke walking and talking national security leaks.
First Show: Scene 2:
Having impressed all and sundry with his ignorant intelligence he says he has asked the CoNS to investigate and get back to him! <see my power>. And, that we will identify the culprit soon. <LMFAO>
First Show: Scene 3:
(this is a hidden / invisible scene)
The king and his men were going about without clothes since 2011 and the French men have not told them until their shit hit Australian shores. They came to know they had been going around fully exposed but no one is supposed to speak about it.
Second Show: Scene 1:
All the kings and kings men are running helter skelter shouting “it wasn’t me, it wasn’t me” I haven’t leaked. Mera leak nahi hua!!
Ladies and gentlemen you have witnessed an all time classic scene out of The Great Government Circus called “Cover My Ass” (CMA). All cast members excel in this act and get lifetime achievement awards in the form of fat bank balances, foreign trips, plum advisory positions with their MNC parents etc <you know what I am talking about>
Second Show: Scene 2:
Some old fogeys, a.k.a. the “Wise Old Unemployeds” (WOE) are called out of their caves to add fuel to the national woe. Some WOE believe that “Restricted” document does not imply sensitive or critical, so let’s not worry, our Scorpene chaddi is intact and the diaper didn’t leak.
Other WOE says BC this document shows the position of all the holes in our Scorpene chaddi and if we dive with everyone will know where and how to poke us.
<Director’s Take: BC When these guys were in service they classified their toilet visits as restricted and called their every fart a state secret. Now when a state secret is exposed these same guys are singing a different tune.
A fact is a fact and is a fact – if u said it was restricted it was not for public display and if restricted means it’s not sensitive or critical… then WTF – khol ke rakho!! Keep it open!!>
Second Show: Scene 3:
A Congressman jumps up shouting “Supreme Court judge should investigate!” he continues to jump as that’s the only talent he demonstrated in the rehearsals. Shouting, jumping and generally creating chaos.
Third Show: Scene 1:
I hear about some of these establishments calling for emergency security testing services which create another set of “restricted” activities and documents.
Someone is asking the Gods of Scorpene (GoS) to share their investigation report … really!
- Will the GOS court martial “that” naval officer?
- Will GOS pay compensation to the Indian Government?
- Will GOS change the design?
Keep watching to witness how this disaster is swept under the carpet so that ‘laissez faire’ continues with the same ‘bonhomie’; each other’s backs keep getting scratched and winky wink happens.
The mantra is … जब तक है फ्रेंच फ्रॅंक Jab Tak Hai FRANC, Jab Tak Hai FRANC! (non Indian readers may please ask some Indian movie buff about this line which is a lift from the movie title Jab Tak Hai Jaan)
PS: this blog has been written with malice towards all who cannot stand up for truth in the face of a national disaster.